SATURDAY SATIRE: Witches Don’t Eat People


 

Saturday Satire: Witches Don’t Eat People

This is a myth about witches that goes back an awfully long time. It seems like every culture has a story about witches that eat people. One of the best-known tales is that of Hansel and Gretel. Most people are familiar with this tale of two children lost in the woods, who are taken in by a witch that wants to eat them. There are also the stories of Baba Yaga from Russia who eats her victims who are usually children. Call me crazy but the idea of eating something that picks its nose, eats glue, and doesn’t know how to bath properly is pretty disgusting to me. Seriously, think of every nasty habit humans, especially children, have and ask yourself if you would really want to eat something that acts like that. Then factor in the fact that cannibalism actually kills you slowly and painfully, and suddenly the legends don’t seem to have much merit.

People have always feared witches because we are different. The idea of us being cannibals probably comes from that fear, just like so many other myths about witches. Unfortunately, society is full of these unfounded fears. You see it in how people behave toward people who are different every day. Hopefully, our society will overcome those fears someday and find out our true potential as a species.

Thanks for reading! Have a great weekend! Blessed be!

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